Jokes - groan!
What has 22 legs and 2 wings but cannot fly?
A football team!
What's yellow and stays hot in the fridge?
Mustard!
Why is milk fast?
Because it is pasteurised before you see it!
What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?
About 1 mile per hour!
A bottle of lemonade fell on a man's head. Why wasn't he hurt?
Because it's a soft drink!
How do frogs send messages to each other?
They use morse toad!
